Freddie: Hey. It’s me, Freddie. So, uh, a lot of people have been talking about whether Sam and I should, you know, go out with each other. And it’s like everyone is wondering if Sam is crazy for wanting to. But nobody asked me how I feel.

Sam: We talked about it.

Freddie: No, YOU talked about it.You told me how YOU feel, while you ate a quesadilla.

Sam:  The quesadilla’s here are amazing.

Freddie: Anyway, yeah. It’s important how Sam feels, but how I feel is important too.

Sam: Okay Benson, we get it. You wanna humiliate me on the web in front of millions of people, go ahead and just do it. I don’t care. Get back at me for all the mean things I’ve said-